Bhikari Baba

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

Tapori Matrimonial

Apun Pakia!!! umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot height kya! abhi who bole to kaya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta , isi liye yeah advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai... Maanta hai apun Tapori hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi izzat hai baap markit me!!! apun ko bhi public shaadi bia me bolati hai who bhi izzat se!Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, ab who kon nahi pita yaar akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai... Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye ke saath me nikele to public ki Jal ke raakh hojawe! bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haat pair jodna padta hai..Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se... apun ka baccha log ko pada likah tapori banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bohat kuch... Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun aik bhi chikni ko line nahi dega...Dekho baap apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi baane ka kya! :fire: abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne kay kya! Munna Mobile Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand ShanPati Nagar, Hairan Gali No. 420 Pareshan Raod, Bahi Ka Area.
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